Lame Song Crew Neck (Men's)
Interview: m ū z by mark muñoz
“This hipster with a keen goatie kept coming back over and telling me I have to play this song he had. ‘Everyone’ll go crazy if you give it a spin.’”
“No thanks or not right now, I told him again and again. He must’ve swung by at least five times. Big mistake saying I’ll check it out later.”
“‘What you’re playing’s been pretty weak. I’m tellin’ you, give this a spin…’ he says the last time. The bouncer was coming over to pull dood off my stage when hipster dood throws in a ‘your music sucks’.”
“I wasn’t waiting for no bouncer. I never saw the guy’s face when I stiff armed him but I do remember sticking my hand in his mouth when I did it.”
MEN'S TEE SIZE GUIDE
All of our premium tees are 100% combed ring spun cotton, for a soft hand and drape. And our women's premium tees are contoured in the side seam for a flattering fit.
You'll also notice two neck types a fashion crew neck, and a wider scoop neck.
|Width||15 1/2||16 1/2||17 1/2||18 1/2|
|Small||Medium||Large||Extra Large||Double Extra Large|
|Length||27 1/2||28 1/2||29 1/2||30 1/2||31 1/2|
|Width||19||20 1/2||22||23 1/2||
Made of microfiber yarn, which feels smooth and comfortable
Excellent moisture management
Fabric - 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex
100% printed, cut and sewn in California, USA.
Fabric has four-way stretch. Not sheer or see through.
|Extra Small||Small||Medium||Large||Extra Large|
|Adult Waist (in inches)||25.2||28||29.9||35||37|
|Adult Hips (in inches)||35||38.2||40.9||44.9||48.8|
|Adult Waist (in cm)||69||71||76||89||94|
|Adult Hips (in cm)||89||97||104||114||124|
|2T (1-2 Yr Old)||4T (2-3 Yr Old)||5 (3-4 Yr Old)||6 (5-6 Yr Old)||6X (6-7 Yr Old)|
|Child Height (inches)||36 1/2||37 3/4||40 7/8||44||47 1/2|
|Leggings Length (inches)||17||19 1/2||23||26 1/4||28 1/2|
|Child Height (cm)||92||96||104||112||120|
|Leggings Length (cm)||43||50||58||67||72|
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Below 5lbs. we charge a flat rate of $5 for standard USPS shipping. Above 5lbs., a $20 flat shipping rate is charged to accommodate the oversized nature of our Wall Art and Duffle bags.
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- 5-10 business days without tracking
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- 3-8 business days via FedEx SmartPost
- FedEx Overnight, 2Day and Express available
- 1-5 business days via FedEx
- 10-20 business days without tracking
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