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Certified Good Hair Tank Top

by mūz
Original price $30.00 - Original price $30.00
Original price
$30.00 - $30.00
Current price $30.00

I was covered in mud and bruises. My right knee was starting to give out around mile 4. Barely a quarter of the way up the sandbag carry, flanking me on all sides were faces of collective despair, all posing the same question: why am I here? Crush my will, break my legs, shake my resolve... This Spartan Super was trying to defeat me. 

I looked up to see a Spartan chick staring at me during her respite.  

“You have good hair,” she said through a mask of grit and dry earth. She offered an encouraging fist pound which I gladly took and reciprocated. Spartans do such things.

Fatigue. Cuts. Scrapes. Faltering willpower. Add a grumbling stomach longing for some steak and potatoes. All I had left was good hair to carry me to the finish line. 

It will have to do. 


Brand: m ū z by mark muñoz


 Tank Top Sizing

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 25.25 26.25 27.25 28 28.5
Width (inches) 16 17 18.5 19.5 22


Color: Dark Heather Grey

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